Friday, June 02, 2006

How to Eat a Popsicle - by Max


  1. Make sure to choose a very hot day for maximum meltability.
  2. Have mommy get popsicle and unwrap.
  3. Grab popsicle by frozen part and not the stick.
  4. Drop popsicle after being startled by the cold.
  5. Yell loudly, as mommy retrieves popsicle, to let her know you want it back.
  6. Grab popsicle by frozen part and not the stick.
  7. Taste popsicle.
  8. Drop popsicle after being startled by the cold.
  9. Yell loudly, as mommy retrieves popsicle, to let her know you want it back.
  10. Grab popsicle by stick this time.
  11. Taste popsicle.
  12. Say "mmmmmm" out loud, so mommy knows you like it.
  13. Wave popsicle in front of doggie, so doggie knows you like it.
  14. Rub popsicle all over face while eating.
  15. Rub melted juice all over chest as it drips.
  16. Watch closely as drips hit the ground.
  17. Drag popsicle on the ground.
  18. Protest loudly, as mommy takes it away, to let her know you want it back.
  19. Grab newly rinsed popsicle by stick.
  20. Give mommy a lick.
  21. Rub popsicle all over mommy's face.
  22. Insist mommy have another lick.
  23. Give doggie a lick.
  24. Break popsicle in half.
  25. Rub broken piece into cement.
  26. Pick remainder off of ground to finish eating.
  27. Protest loudly, as mommy rinses you off.






2 comments:

Mom said...

i couldn't stop laughing. He's just cute.

Daycia said...

Cute!